Some of this is true, some is not, and a gentleman never tells…

I am 34 years old and I live in a van, down by the river.

I live with two feline nocturnal creatures.

I am married to my best friend that is not the same gender as me.

I have a great job.

I invented the word “roopid”.

I have studied martial arts.

I used to be a busboy.

I bartended at a very popular pub, but could never remember people’s names and knew them by what they drank instead.

I once dunked a basketball after bouncing it off my friend’s gargantuan head while in mid-air.

I despise insects.

I am a geek.

I like gadgets.

My favorite color is “sweatshirt gray”.

For now, it goes in this order: Coke, Pepsi, RC.

The Matrix and The Lord of the Rings are my two favorite movie series.

It once took me 45 minutes to eat two hot dogs, fries, and a medium drink just because I was going at my normal pace.

I was born in Ponce, Puerto Rico.

I have lived in Puerto Rico, California, New York, and the Chicago area.

I play a lot of video games.

I have kicked a game winning field goal.

I am a World of Warcraft addict.

I have two college credits: Economics and a basic computer class of the “this is how you use a mouse” variety.

I was once kicked out of a computer course because I knew how to get into the Gorilla game for DOS 6.0. If you know what this means, then you are just a big a nerd as I am.

I once wrote a “Choose your own adventure” style game that was comprised of over 5000 lines of code.

I ALWAYS get the red turtle shell and lightning bolt even though I am in first place.

It knows I am playing.

I beat World of Warcraft by leveling each class to level 80.

Is descendant of a knight that fought in the crusades and alongside Richard the Lionheart.

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